Sunday, August 15, 2010

MillerCoors: Insulting the nation's intelligence as journalists masturbate.

Someone please tell Miller, Coors, Blue Moon, Leinenkugel, this business-oriented newspaper, the man in the moon pie, and anyone else interested in reality, as opposed to hype, that one cannot merely snap corporate fingers and decree mass-market as “craft.”

MillerCoors launches craft and import beer business

As with the famous definition of obscenity, we need not launch into a lengthy explanation of the meaning of craft to grasp that MillerCoors calling Blue Moon “craft” is like calling a shit sandwich a Philly Cheese Steak.

The Business "Press Release as News" Courier's typically unquestioning attitude toward publishing pure propaganda provides insight into the overall decline of journalism in America.

Give me a break, you shameless assholes. And I do mean all of you, too.

1 comment:

michelle said...

Well done! :) It's impossible for a major coporate operation to produce anything even close to a craft beer!