Covering all the Gravity Head 2014 bases.

Last Saturday on Day Two of Gravity Head 2014, Pattie's and Larry's crazed Daytonans hatched a plot to surprise Larry by wearing bib overalls to their Public House session. Larry always wears overalls, and the last couple of years, so have I. This time it was a mass craze. In the photo above, taken by my esteemed missus, you'll see a non-Daytonan in the upper right of the view. It's Joey Burns, former assistant brewer (to Michael Borchers) when NABC first began brewing in 2002. Joey knew nothing about the Overall Conspiracy, but was delighted to join in on it.

Gravity Head 2014: Bullet Train to Blackout Town ... program, starting lineup and 14th starter voting information.

In keeping with recent content management resolutions, most Gravity Head blurbs have been posted at the NABC web site, and will continue to be. This is my blog, not the company nerve center -- if in fact we have such a thing. I'll be doing daily lineupdates in 2014 at www.newalbanian.com, not here. Following are the three most important links as we approach the 16th liver bruiser.

Vote now for the 14th and final opening day Gravity Head starter.

Gravity Head 2014: The starting lineup.

Gravity Head 2014: The Program.

Gravity Head 2014 updates are up.

I'm using a page at the NABC web site for this year's updates. We're less than a month away, the roster is fairly complete, and you can view it here:

Gravity Head 2014: The Bullet Train to Blackout Town leaves the station on Friday, February 28

Gravity Head 2014: The Bullet Train to Blackout Town leaves the station on Friday, February 28.

Yes, already.

Gravity Head 2014 (the 16th such bacchanalia in a whacked-out series that began in 1999) commences at 7:00 a.m. on Friday, February 28. What is Gravity Head? If you gotta ask, you’re never gonna know.

For the preliminary list of festival-eligible kegs, go to the permanent link at the NABC web site:

http://newalbanian.com/gravity-head-2014-the-bullet-train-to-blackout-town-leaves-the-station-on-friday-february-28/

The kegger to end all keggers.

Our first 2013 nominee for "Idea of the Year" is Josh Hambright, deviate-in-residence at Flat12 Bierwerks in Indianapolis, who enrolled at Twitter just to suggest, "My vote for next year's Gravity Head glassware. Gotta keep it classy."

Great idea, Josh. They might be in the dining car on the bullet train to blackout town.

Keg Parties For Life: Fancy Red SOLO Cup Drinkware (at Geekologie)

This is a series of washable drinkware from Red Cup Living (you know, because SOLO cups are a lifestyle like Netflix) that look like the classic red kegger cups. They're not though, they're sturdier and dishwasher safe and cost $4-$10 per cup.

Schlafly will open Gravity Head 2014 with a tap takeover.

Schlafly will open Gravity Head 2014 with a tap takeover, joining ...

2011 Three Floyds
2012 New Holland
2013 Sun King
2014 Schlafly

 ... by enjoying pole position.

Ever since former NABC brewer Jared Williamson took Horace Greeley’s advice and went west (young man) to St. Louis, I’ve been toying with the idea of Schlafly leading off Gravity Head at some point. Why not next year? After conferring with Jared, Stephen Hale and Scott Shreffler, it was decided to make 2014 the time.

One reason I like to select a Gravity Head opening partner this far in advance is that it gives them time to think about it, and to have some fun while doing so. I have this feeling that much fun will be had.

Following is an overview from NABC's journey to St. Louis almost five years ago. It was on this trip that Jared met Kelsey, and began his trajectory toward employment at Schlafly. It’s the last time I’ve been to St. Louis, an unfathomable omission that needs to be rectified prior to Gravity Head in 2014.

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April 22, 2008

That weekend seminar at Schlafly.

Oddly, the thing I'll remember most about our recent (April 11-13) visit to St. Louis was whitecaps on corn and soybean fields.

In short, I'd completely forgotten how many lakes there are just across the Indiana border in Illinois … except that they aren't lakes at all. They're temporarily flooded fields. Driving straight into the weather, with the wind blowing hard to the east, waves of surfer dimension could be seen rippling beneath the grain silos.

Speaking of grain, the occasion for the trip was the Schlafly craft brewery's annual "Repeal of Prohibition" party, held outside in the parking lot of the Schlafly Bottleworks in Maplewood, a St. Louis neighborhood. In biting 35-degree weather, 1,200 people showed up to sample the 30-odd beers and drink away the afternoon. Perhaps a dozen of the male revelers wore kilts. Countless kegs from the hosts and four visiting "guests of honor" Indiana breweries were floated. All in all, it was a wonderful time and a first-class performance by Schlafly.

Before and after the event itself, we were able to tour both of Schlafly's facilities and take notes. Of special significance to me was the chance to meet founder Tom Schlafly. We talked about beer only briefly before going into baseball; in fact, he was wearing a replica St. Louis Browns cap on Saturday, which I thought was suitably oblique (note that the Browns moved from St. Louis to Baltimore in 1954 or thereabouts, and became the Orioles).

My biggest insight?

At the end of the day, Schlafly isn't all that different from my own NABC other than being far larger. Its size came about over a long period of time. Schlafly may appear to be a sleek corporate machine, but it most decidedly is not that simple, because just like at NABC, a handful of owners/lifers and a cadre of efficient team members combine to do more work than they should and keep the train rolling.

That's what happens when you decide to do it yourself, and the frustrations are many. Knowing that being in business for yourself has rendered you unemployable elsewhere … priceless.