Smokin' hot ... not smokin' a cigarette.

In response to yesterday's post, "It's a cigarette, people -- and Santa Claus does not exist!," reader Antzman wrote:

"Maybe you should have used a bikini clad Swedish Santa Claus..... no censorship would have occurred at all!"

Funny you should mention that angle, A, because here's what John orginally had in mind.