Showing posts with label green beer is never right. Show all posts
Showing posts with label green beer is never right. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2011

No green shades for a Gravity Head St. Patrick's Day at the Pizzeria & Public House.

In recent years, we've managed to work St. Patrick's Day into the Gravity Head schedule, and 2011 is no exception. On Thursday, March 17, the Pizzeria & Public House will again offer “St. Patrick’s Gravity Day.”

First, a necessary disclaimer.

Lest there be any misunderstandings, which is a quaint way of strongly implying there has been at least one in the past 24 hours, wearing of the green is a good thing, but ingesting green-tinted swill is tantamount to wearing a badge that reads, “I’m neither Irish nor particularly bright – scoff at me.”

The internationally recognized colors of Irish beer are gold, red and black, and on the 17th, in our traditionally understated, minimalist fashion, we’ll be tapping one Gravity-listed keg of beer for each color: BBC Sam and Adam's Bustin' Lager, Upland Ard-Ri, and Stone Imperial Stout. Other, more inauthentic forms of Hibernian revelry will be shunned.

While I have your attention: Don’t forget the third annual Celts on the River concert at the New Albany Riverfront on Saturday, June 18.