Governor Mitch Daniels, chief executive beer wanker.

I never thought there would come a time when I’d thank National Review for being anything other than resembling a waste of healthy trees, but just when I was least expecting it, suddenly there’s value in it, as announced by the most misleading headline of the month, and perhaps of the year.

Mitch Daniels: Not a Light Beer Man

The article by a beer-clueless political commentator goes on to note this amazing admission:

His favorite beer, (Daniels) said, is Foster’s — but that’s only when he’s home. When he’s out, he likes to drink Grolsch or St. Pauli Girl.

We learn that the Hoosier state's first-ever Falangist governor is capable of making “it through at least two beers” in a setting, and that Foster's Lager -- Australian for “Totally Fake and Not Even Brewed There, Mate” -- is his favorite when being seen in public.

That's bad enough. Worst yet, while not “light” in name, all the beers mentioned are pisswater lagers.

But there’s still more: In a state with almost 40 craft breweries, St. Daniels still proudly drinks imports, and wretched ones at that.

Note to America: He's going to run for President. Don't believe a word of it, okay? His record in office is as bad as his taste in beer.