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| Meme courtesy of Dustin Dilbeck. |
BREAKING: Worldwide shareholders of AB-InBev sincerely thank Americans for their devotion to Goose Island products.
According to a resident of an Asian tax haven, "With the Bourbon County Stout profits alone, we can keep craft beer off store shelves in a dozen states."
Added a Brazilian gazillionaire, "Let's hope they never learn."
