Caution, Swill Only: "New Albany Roadhouse offering beer, pizza delivery."

And for January's winning entry in the Slow News Weekend competition ...

New Albany Roadhouse offering beer, pizza delivery, by Daniel Suddeath (News and Tribune)

NEW ALBANY — The restaurant remains open for regular business, but the New Albany Roadhouse Restaurant and Sports Lounge is now offering pizza and beer delivery.

It's already the place where New Albany's DemoDisneyDixiecrats go to suckle longnecks of mass-produced goodness, and now there is so much more: That 30-pack of Silver Bullet comes to $38, including a mandatory $8 delivery fee.

However, in fairness, it certainly does surprise Hoosiers to learn that such deliveries are perfectly legal.