No, please, not the Jolly Pumpkins! Bottled beer sale at the Public House, August 2 - 4 and 9 - 11.

Ben and Eric have been combing the secret storage areas and password-only access points deep within the bowels of the Public House, and they've uncovered a staggering amount of bottled inventory that, for whatever reason, simply is left over, orphaned, or otherwise prime for moving.

Many of the cases have not been opened. Most of the beers should be entirely drinkable, although I'd be a fool to suggest that every last bottle is fresh; there quite well may be a few duds, but as Ben states in the promotional poster, there are discounts on most of them.

Following is a list of bottles that will go up for sale. How many of each? I have absolutely no idea. I hope the guys think to set aside some boxes, because this one's going to be big. I may have to drop by and reserve a few lots for the resumption of Office Hours with the Publican, coming to a Prost near you on September 6.

Beer List for the Beer Sale

Aldaris Porter
Alvinne Cuvee Freddy 2009
Alvinne Bolleville Calvados Barrel
Alvinne Melchior Calvados Barrel
Avery 17th
Avery Ale to the Chief

BFM 5
BFM Bon Chien Grand Cru Vin Jaune (different vintages)
Barley Island Single White Friar
Birra del Borgo Duchessic 09
Birrifico Nora
Boulder Flashback
Boulevard Smokestack Double Wide IPA
Breckenridge 471 ESB
Breckenridge Imperial Porter
Brew Dog/Stone Bashah
Brooklyn Local #1
Buffalo Stout

Clipper City Below Decks Barley Wine
Clipper City Big Dipa
Clipper City Letter of Marque 2010
Clipper City Loose Cannon Hop3 Ale

Dark Horse Plead The Fifth
De Dolle Special Export Stout
De Molen Pek And Veren (Stout)
Dieu Du Ciel Peche Mortel
Dogfish Head Burton Baton
Dubuisson Scaldis Refermentee

Eel River Triple Exultation
Eel River Raven's Eye Stout
Estrella Damm Inedit

Founders Backwood Bastard
Fuller's London Pride

Geants Goliath
Gouden Carolus Noel
Great Divide 15th Anniversary
Great Divide 16th Anniversary
Great divide Chocolate Yeti
Great Divide Colette
Great Divide Double Wit
Great Divide Espresso Oaked Age Yeti
Guinness

Hair of the Dog Adam
Hair of the Dog Fred
Harpoon Leviathon Saison Royale

Jamaica Stout
Jolly Pumpkin Absurd Ale
Jolly Pumpkin IO
Jolly Pumpkin Maracaibo Especial Brown Ale

Left Hand Good Juju
Left Hand Widdershins Oak Barley Wine

Mad River Double Dread
Mad River Steelhead Double IPA
Mikkeller Beer Geek Brunch Weasel (Nogne Colab)
Mikkeller Big Worse Barley wine
Mikkeller Black Hole Imperial Stout
Mikkeller Santa's Little Helper
Murphy's

New Holland Dragons Milk
Nogne Imperial Stout
Nogne Porter
Nogne-O Andhrimnir Barley Wine
Nogne-O Winter Ale
Nogne-O/Jolly Pumpkin/Stone Special Holiday Ale
Nogne-O/Mikkeller Tyttabaer

Olfabrikken Jule Ale
Olfabrikken Kloster Jule
Olfabrikken Porter
Olfabrikken Winter Porter
Ommegang Abbey
Ommegang Tripel

Pietra Corsican Chestnut Ale

Rogue Dirtoir Black Lager
Rogue Morimota Black Obi Soba Ale
Rogue Single Malt

Sierra Nevada Fritz & Ken
Sierra Nevada Helles Bock
Southern Star Bombshell Blonde
Southern Tier Cherry Saison
Southern Tier Jah Va IMP Coffee Stout
Southern Tier Hoppe
St. Bernardus 12
St. Bernardus Prior 8
Stegmaier Brewhouse Bock
Stevens Point 2012 Black Ale
Stone 13th
Stone Double Bastard 09
Stone Russian Imperial Stout
Stone Sublimely Self righteous Ale

The Bruery Mischief
The Bruery Rogbrod
The Bruery Saison De Lente
Thornbridge Halcyon
Thornbridge St. Petersburg
Three Floyd's Alpha King
Three Floyd's Blackheart
Three Floyds Gorch Fock
Three Floyds Oatgoop
Three Floyd's Robert the Bruce
Two Brothers Bare Tree 2008
Two Brothers Dog Days of Summer
Tyranena Bitter Women IPA

Upland Triple

Van Steenberge Witches Brew
Victory Baltic Thunder
Victory Storm King Imperial Stout

Zywiec Porter (circa vintage 2008)