No f-ing (A-B) lines.

Television advertising induced jaundice during the NBA playoffs.

A-B says: “The superior drinkability if Bud Light.”
Curmudgeon says: Lime or no lime, it’s the “beer” that never tastes like beer.

A-B says: “With a splash of 100% natural lime flavor.”
Curmudgeon says: A genuine Jolly Rancher dissolved in every six-pack.

What is it again that Budweiser has to do with beer?